1. Painstakingly spend 2+ hours choosing the perfect outfit and getting ready.
3. Go back to original outfit.
4. Drink as much alcohol as physically possibly before the taxi arrives.
5. Compliment your friends on how nice they all look and be depressed about how fat you are.
6. Drink your way past caring.
7. Spend at least 30 minutes in the smoking area, even if you don’t smoke.
8. Request a song that hasn’t been cool since 2001. WHO CARES? THIS IS MY JAM.
9. Drink more.
10. Make copious amounts of new friends in the female toilets (Especially the nice lady selling lollipops).
12. Text. Text everyone. Your mum, your ex, your old school teacher, your mates that are out with you. Everyone. Anyone.
16. Re-apply make up.
18. Argue with your best friend.
19. Spend an hour in the toilets making up with your best friend. More crying.
20. Remove heels.
21. Chicken shop.
22. Think your the world’s funniest person and make lifelong friendships with all the workers of chicken shop.
23. Befriend the taxi driver too.
25. Bed (Or wherever you land).
26. ‘What the fuck happened last night?’
27. Why do I have 7 missed calls and 2 texts from ‘Abdul Chicken Shop’?