A step-by-step guide to a girls night out.

1. Painstakingly spend 2+ hours choosing the perfect outfit and getting ready.

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2. Change.

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3. Go back to original outfit.

4. Drink as much alcohol as physically possibly before the taxi arrives.

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5. Compliment your friends on how nice they all look and be depressed about how fat you are.

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6. Drink your way past caring.

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7. Spend at least 30 minutes in the smoking area, even if you don’t smoke.

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8. Request a song that hasn’t been cool since 2001. WHO CARES? THIS IS MY JAM.

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9. Drink more.

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10. Make copious amounts of new friends in the female toilets (Especially the nice lady selling lollipops).

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11. Shots.

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12. Text. Text everyone. Your mum, your ex, your old school teacher, your mates that are out with you. Everyone. Anyone.

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13. Drink.

14. Cry.

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15. Shots.

16. Re-apply make up.

17. Cry.

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18. Argue with your best friend.

19. Spend an hour in the toilets making up with your best friend. More crying.

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20. Remove heels.

21. Chicken shop.

22. Think your the world’s funniest person and make lifelong friendships with all the workers of chicken shop.

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23. Befriend the taxi driver too.

24. Tears.

25. Bed (Or wherever you land).

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26. ‘What the fuck happened last night?’

27. Why do I have 7 missed calls and 2 texts from ‘Abdul Chicken Shop’?

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